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broke: Due to his attractiveness, Barok has slept with countless (wo)men.
woke: Despite his attractiveness, Barok is a virgin.
Bespoke: Because of entirely different factors, Barok does not know what sex is.
#this was the result of a silly conversation I had with my bf where we discussed that - since we believe the van zieks parents died early in—#—barok's life - barok didn't really have any women in his life until klint brought lady b along and thus is also confused and awkward with—#—them as soon as the interaction goes beyond etiquette-based back and forth and barok has to improvise#barok knows what sex does! but he is way too sexually repressed (and/or gay and/or ace) to ever really ask himself or show interest in—#—discovering the actual logistics of it. and then klint also isn't around anymore to explain it to him...#don't get me started on gay sex how is barok supposed to know how men have sex with each other if all he's hearing about is that it's bad#this is mostly a joke unless you don't want to treat it as such. i just love making up silly things about him#the great ace attorney#tgaa#barok van zieks#spoilers#tgaa spoilers#dgs spoilers#<- just to be safe
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do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)
#Monkie Kid#lego monkie kid#monkie kid spoilers#lmk spoilers#im gonna be completely honest: i think the only reason Mac HASN'T apologized is cause he thinks they wont listen to it#so he's trying to do things WAY more subtly and it's NOT working out#and when i say ''he thinks they won't listen'' i dont mean he thinks they won't forgive him#honestly the group would be split 50/50 between ''forgives him'' and ''suspicious but willing to let him try''#i FULL OUT mean he thinks they won't listen. that they won't even hear his apology and will just talk over/ignore him#or completely misinterpret what he's saying#THAT'S what he thinks#when he was being the villain he was putting on a show. it's HILARIOUS how obvious his actions are a front when you rewatch s1 and s2#but like?? being actually him?? he does NOT expect them to listen to him when he's just himself#sort of like a. ''if you want people to listen you have to anger/frighten them into paying attention'' kind of mentality#not a good mentality to have#it DOES explain why he reacts Like That whenever someone does something that indicates they DID pay attention though#like. listen hear me out. i do NOT think Macaque expected MK to remember the Warrior thing.#so when MK brought it up it hit him like a truck#also why he reacts like that when Wukong somewhat seriously answers his ''you know this is just the calm before the storm'' question#+ when Wukong says ''we''#cause he does not consider himself part of the group. hence staying on the outskirts#GOD this guy is such a delicious pack of trauma to dissect. thank you lego for giving me not one#not two#but THREE traumatized monkeys to analyze
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Im not usually a sports guy tbh so despite my love of soccer and the fact that the art looks cool I didnt really care about watching Blue Lock, beyond an initial "omg soccer anime!!"
but ive seen 7 episodes now and ive changed my mind. This shits so stupid and insane I love it.
#oops all forwards the show#was prepared to be bored and annoyed by them explaining how soccer works to me#cuz thats what always happens in sports anime (usually i appreciate it cuz i dont know any other sports other than soccer)#but apparently the fun is actually that THEYRE ALL FORWARDS#and cuz i know how the sport works i get to laugh my ass off cuz this is SO DUMB#i mean its great#and theyre aware of how bullshit this is#also i related to the main guy#my main skill as a player was also my spacial reasoning and general ability to read the field#but i didnt care about being a striker#i liked mid field more#also i was watching it in the living room so it was funny every time the brought up a Real Life guy#cuz then my 9 year old brother would chime in to boo cuz he heard Messi's name
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i went to drop off some stuff for my best friend today and honestly i did not think people actually could get so loopy from cough medicine but in the fifteen seconds of interaction we had i have never seen anyone so fascinated by a plastic bag from krispy kreme
#me: (explaining what i brought them)#them: (interrupting me) where did you get this bag.#me: (gesturing to the logo on the side) ...krispy kreme?#them: it's so big (looking at me for explanation)#me: i mean. it's the bag they gave me#them: (very seriously) this is the coolest bag ive ever seen#me: ...okay get some rest#♡alizeh talks♡
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Dropping the reveal of my main operatives through doodles because why not 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Here’s their appearances in game as well :>
Close-ups:
#watch dogs#watch dogs legion#WDL#art#traditional art#doodle#do operatives technically count as watch dogs legion OCS?#if that’s the case then#wdl oc#Their names are Harold (right) and Jim (left) and they’re my favourite operatives out of the 10 I have#I have a total of 14 hours played into them collectively idk what that says#anyway legion actually slaps idk what everyone else is on about how it’s bad and ruined the franchise#if anything it characterises how ctos works in different parts of the world considering it went global#same with Tokyo in the watchdogs Tokyo manga#also I find the whole ‘anyone can be a hacker’ concept kind of interesting#how you can play as anyone#there’s also literally no excuse if you say ���they don’t know how’ bc dedsec has a software that they use to get into the stuff#said software has literally been utilised in the first in second game#anyway#how tf does ctos 3.0 exist?? considering the stunt Marcus pulled in San Francisco#shouldnt blume be facing some form of scandal over this?? how are they still going after everything has technically been brought to light??#while we’re talking about Blume and for those who read the hashtags#CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW BELLWETHER WORKS ASIDE FROM RIGGING ALGORITHMS???#BECAUSE HOW CAN SOMEONE GO INSANE FROM IT??#it’s literally confused me ever since watch dogs 1 and I haven’t found an explanation for it#anyway yap session over
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(blood warning) guys i got a tattoo for switch :3 from harajukutattoo 💜💜💜
this was the original idea i had but the artist worked with me to help make it more simple and cutesy for a tattoo design cause i designed it from just an artist’s perspective
shes so cute and i’m obsessed with her it was worth the pain and the migraine i got from no caffeine
#cw blood#tw blood#rambling#enstars#sniffles i love it so much she’s soooooo cutesy#i really really wanted something that represents them but not in a completely obvious way like#something that if you know enstars and switch you’ll know what it is but otherwise it’s just#a cutesy pretty little piece#i haven’t gotten like fully into it but the last two years have been sooooo rough for me and my family and it’s honestly sucked so bad#and i have had some very Very bad days#but switch has helped me through them LIKE ITS SO STUPID ITS EMBARRASSING BUT#LITERALLYTHEYVE HELPED ME SO MUCH. they brought me so much happiness#if i didn’t have switch to cheer me up i would have just been drowning in my depression and anxiety so bad#but they helped me through university they helped me through the family stuff that happened#they mean the world to me and now i get to immortalize that on me forever i didn’t even realize#how much rhey meant to me until i was explaining this to my artist#she was like what’s the significance why do these characters matter to you enough to get a tattoo of them#and i was like girl. let me tell you.#anyways sorry for this rant i needed to speak
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I was just ambushed within the turbulent halls of my own mind by some headcanons about rye ingellvar's childhood that did 15000000 points of psychic damage to me and my heart personally and also made me almost sure of how I want to play it all at the end (very very differently from how I imagined going in!). some 'oh holy fuck this changes everything' rocking my own world bullshit going on in my neurons right now I'm reeling
#I'm sorry to say that despite what I expected I think the dread wolf might be going down violently on my first run???#not because *I* love solas any less but because of who rye is and some of the twists I know happen down the line#which does make for a neat thing b/c I meant to play the crow I'm going with second as initially incredibly hostile#and then growing to feel for him and redeeming him at the end.#so if rye starts out very reasonable and sympathetic and then is brought to 'haha. no. fuck you forever for that in particular' at the end#...a pleasing cosmic symmetry in it I must admit. perfect and also makes me feel a bit sick#I'll try to put together something coherent eventually but for now#it's sort of a 'my name is ellaryen ingellvar you killed the guy#that my brain went 'close enough welcome back beloved and much missed deceased father figure' over. prepare to despair and die'#I think just the killing part might not have done it but everything that comes after? rye is a chill guy until he finally decides#that enough is fucking *enough*. and that was the most enough of all time for them#it also explains rye's accent (one of his primary caregivers growing up was a dwarf)! so many birds with one stone here#also I am so fucking sad now and I did it entirely to myself. I love fiction I love games (embarassingly genuine)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: ellaryen ingellvar#thank god that the romanced solas playthrough is the second one tho that does make things less dire haha#adaar would have given it the good old college try to get solas to change his mind right to the end I think#but even his capable hands and politician's mind could not hold back the sheer beware the fury of a patient man storm#that is about to hit solas for the shit he just pulled. I think rye and solas are -- as it turns out -- TOO alike in many ways#...solas buddy I'm so sorry I'll come back for you on the second playthrough and make it right I swear fhsak#it's just that a second dead dwarf dad has joined the chat to haunt the narrative (and this time it's fucking personal frfr)#it's almost scary how quick I've gotten attached to my rook tho. I've waited A DECADE to save this bald elf man from himself#and then rye shows up with steel in his normally kind eyes going 'no. I want that fucker *dead*'. and I just go anything for you babyboy#I'll see what we can do. unspeakable stuff
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i think one of the most disappointing things is to see that your childhood friends have grown up to represent the kind of people you're disappointed in
#had a friendship break up w like one of my entire friend groups of six ppl?#found out that one of the girls in our friend group had sent screenshots of our private conversation about smth I was hurt over#to a gc with our other friends (but not me ofc)#and they all proceeded to talk shit about me :// I swear the way my stomach dropped when the friend I was having the convo w#sent me screenshots of what our mutual friends were saying about me#she knew how much it would hurt me but still did it just to prove a point (though I'm certain she misrepresented our conversation + my word#to them considering she blocked out what she had initially said to them lol)#my stomach hasn't dropped like that since high school#which is exactly where I thought we left this kind of deceitful behaviour. like how are you guys twenty one and still sending screenshots#and talking bad behind only one (1) friend's back when you know she can't defend herself in that space#I immediately texted our collective gc to explain a text she had sent but failed to give context for#then told them if I'm as selfish as they say I will leave this friend group. and then I left that gc#I also texted two friends who I knew were talking shit and I sent them the screenshots that first “friend” sent and pointed out how#she blocked out what she said so I'm suspicious that she skewed our conversation so they (the two other “friends”) should be wary#I told them I understood it was fair game to stoop. this low considering neither of them tried to reach out to me to hear my side#or defend me + my privacy#for context: the original argument was me voicing out that I was upset bc that first “friend” had invited and planned with with our friend#group an event that landed on my birthday without checking in with me if I was planning to spend time with them that day#and she kept defending herself and saying she didn't know I'd plan smth (probably bc my bday is two months away lmao) and she said#the event they'd be attending is just as important and necessary as being there for my birthday?? it's literally just a party her brother#(who none of us are close to lol) is DJing at. and I brought up how I'm their close friend (not her brother) and it's not fair to call#it equally necessary. but I suspect she skewed what I said greatly considering all of our friends started calling me selfish and unfair#but yeah v v crazy and hurtful and just astonishing#salmaspeaks
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tired of having a gender at work; I don't want my colleagues to perceive me anymore
#my students are (for the most part) fine#one of my very sweet colleagues brought up the fact that I was consistently misgendered in a meeting that she was in#and I had to explain to her that everyone in my department misgenders me all the time even though they should know better#our DEI guy misgendered me 5 minutes after meeting me#like. on one hand. great litmus test for finding out how people perceive me.#on the other hand. I would like to not be perceived by my colleagues anymore#(I also. don't want to make a big deal of it for multiple reasons including that I Don't Trust Any Of These Jokers)#(but also if I make a big deal of it and then they continue to get it wrong that's worse for me in all dimensions)#anyway a different colleague (not in my department) volunteered to write a letter for my big upcoming review#even though she wasn't required to at all#and she sent me a draft of it (even though she wasn't required to at all) and she did they/them me the whole time#and this is making me unreasonably emotional#anyway. tired of this. please let me opt out of gender.#it's almost like deciding to study gender professionally for more than a decade made all my problems with it worse instead of better#who could have possibly predicted this outcome -_-v#what is my academic life#gender#Queenie actually says something on this blog
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I fucking hate being traumatized because why am I bawling the hardest I've bawled in god-knows-how-long because someone I didn't even like that much berated Me. gasping wailing trembling and snotting over this for several minutes.
#personal#sanism#abuse mention#child abuse mention#I'm still not entirely done crying really. I'm just trying to stop and calm Myself. not doing well at the moment#because someone on the discord server mentioned trump's inauguration and I basically said 'I don't like trump either#but it's still important to keep pushing for change. who's in office doesn't change that' and he just. immediately escalated the situation#accused Me of not caring about oppression. I explained Myself further but he told Me to go fuck Myself and capped it off with#'you already admitted to being a fucking narcissist so why would i want to be around you' (exact quote BTW)#and I just can't stop sobbing. I don't know if I've cried this much since I was 13. I keep having to pause My typing because I start crying#I didn't hate him but I wasn't attached to him either. it's just that I have so much fucking trauma along these lines#so many instances of My mom putting words in My mouth. getting short-tempered with Me over benign remarks that I didn't understand#because I'm autistic. dismissing My opinions. making Me hide My feelings and issues from her#because she's made it clear that she doesn't trust people like Me#it's made Me have so much trouble handling even friendly social interaction. I've only just learned how to do that#I just can't handle having that same mistreatment forced onto Me by anyone else. especially with so little warning or build-up#and what makes Me break down even worse is the fact that I know I'll have to deal with him again#he wasn't even punished while this was happening. despite the server owner and other mod being online. the owner just said 'stressful day'#and the other mod started talking with a regular user about how it was uncalled for once he had already left the conversation#nobody even checked in on Me. even though I stayed online for a good half-an-hour afterwards. I only just logged off a few minutes ago#because the notifications from unrelated conversations started overstimulating Me#regardless. I don't even want to see him again. I don't want to be in the same server as him I don't want to talk to him I don't want to#but it's not a real formal server. it's a 'friend group.' and they've shown before that they prioritize keeping the peace#over actually punishing hostility. just a week or so ago I told them I wasn't comfortable with them using the R-slur#and someone freaked out over My complaint being 'politically correct' and left. he was brought back just a few days later. and before that#he had already derailed a previous discussion I tried to have about the word by sending gifs featuring it and redirecting the conversation#that sucked but at least it wasn't outright triggering. but I just can't stand the thought of having to be around someone#who treated Me so much like how My abuser has. that's the most I've ever had to relive My trauma because of someone else#that's the most anyone has ever mirrored it to Me. I just can't stand it but I know I'll have to be around him#I don't even know if he's gonna apologize. he's made it clear how little he thinks of Me as a human being. PLUS
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the various ways lucy gray takes revenge on the capitol’s newest golden boy
#lucy gray#coriolanus snow#i know this is far from perfect but i just wanted it OUT of my drafts#also to be clear i fully support lucy grays fate being a mystery and i don’t think she was brought back to the capitol#however i am only human and the idea of snow getting a small dose of what he gives makes me vibrate#so i did get a little carried away explaining the logistics of how lucy gray would be reintegrated into the capitol#i am so interested in this era i very much think that mags + other victors had like meetings w the gamemakers and maybe even the president#himself#about how to increase engagement for the games#like maybe someone from the outer districts suggests that the tributes get trained bc they’re like CAN WE STOP DYING FIRST EVERY TIME#and then it severely backfires when the careers come into the picture and they’re like okay that obviously was not a good idea#them being forced to build their own prison so to speak#anyway! this fic isn’t rlly about/focused on that this is just lucy gray smacking snow around#but if anyone is interesting in this topic lmkkkk i need my ballad mutuals to weigh in on this topic#or anyone rlly#okay these tags are getting too long#writings and musings#hello hello! is this thing on?
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im actually really worried that im not that interested in &j anymore like ivd been having a hard time writing about it and talking about it online and i mean i talk about it a lot irl but idk like people have been knowing more than me and im starting to feel so incredibly inferior that it's hard for me to enjoy it
#im in this group chaf and im the only one there that doesnt live in new york snf doesnt know any og them irl and theyall know more and see#it a lot and know about the swing order and i dont and ive been feeling so bad about it and it's been so hard for me and then i have friends#that are clearlv better at fandom in general than me so theyre better at characterisation so if i get criticisrd i just feel Terrible and i#havent properly wtitten in ages caude ive been so worried about my characterisation cause a friend very gently criticised me on my character#isation like 2 months ago and i really look up to this person so now i just cant Do anything#and also the thing that they eere pointing out wad more anothrr friend's thing that i didn't even Like much but if someone talks enough i#can be persuaded to anything and also because im just terrified do i#'ll go along with literally anything just because i dont want poeple to hate me#and it's ruining my enjoyment and i mean i made an au and i was hoping that that would make it so that i could maybe write again but nobody#carrd so now i judt cant#i feel so broken right now#also people that were meant to be &j friends are now friend friends and i mean thats Fine#but i cant! handle it!!!#i cant talk about other things unless it's My other things#and i especially cant talk about five nights at freddy's because i used to be hyperfixated on that so now that im.not i just cant! talk abou#t it! or hear about it!!!#not to mention that that game fucking destroyed my life when i was 9 because everyone liked it but i didn't know what it eas anf they wouldn#t explain so now i judt CANT hear about it!!!!!!#i cant do it i cant. do this#i miss when it brought me so much joy but now i hate talking about it online and i cant do it anymore#i can't pretend to care i can't keep being an &j blog even though i do love it!!!! but i feel so insecure and inferior that i just cant!!!!!#i hate this so mcuh im sorry i needrd to get this out#i dont have anything interesting to say anymore and i mean there's also just like. the whole being autistic thing and not wanting peopel to#judge me for my interests which they have my whole life and now it's too much and i cant care this much anymore. i just can't#i dont have anything to contribute either i cant draw and i can't write anymore and i just dont know what to do#sorry
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THE FAKE DATING WIP LIVES AGAIN. also I can’t with these two. screaming. these btches r so funny. I love their dynamic so fcking much. I love writing them so much. I loveeee writing them so much I LOVE WRITING THEM SO MUCH also han sooyoung!!!!! I love u so fcking muchhhh SHES SO <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 TO ME
“Stop laughing,” He says, irritably, holding the ice to his bump.
“No,” Han Sooyoung says as she continues to laugh and makes a sandwich with his bread, using his butter knife and his groceries that he brought. He has never known another ungrateful person. No, that’s wrong. He knows Yoo Joonghyuk.
He has never known another pair of ungrateful people, Kim Dokja rephrases.
At least, she makes a sandwich for him too. Though she stuffs it in his mouth instead of giving it to him like a normal person.
“So what’s the plan?” Kim Dokja asks as he eats it. It’s mediocre.
“We date.” Han Sooyoung says.
“Yeah I got that but what’s the plan.”
She looks at him. “Have you not dated before — sorry wrong question — do not know what dating is — sorry wrong —”
“I know what dating is,” He interrupts.
#orv#hankim#han sooyoung#kim dokja#wip: fake dating // yhk#SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION#she’s so insufferable. she’s everything. Im so in love with her. kissing u rn Han Sooyoung#THE WOMEN U ARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also kdj pls ur so funny. HIS bread HIS butter knife HIS groceries that HE brought as if he even cares. as if he barely uses it. as if yjh#hasn’t banned you from ur own kitchen because ur an atrociousity in the kitchen#(no he isn’t really. yjh just isn’t normal)#NO THATS WRONG. HE KNOWS YOO JOONGHYUK#—> im so in love with this line#he has never known another pair of ungrateful people kdj REPHRASES#kdj ur so fcking funny. sometimes i realise i really fcking love u#AT LEAST SHE MAKES HIM A SANDWHICH TOO. KDJJJJ I CANT WUTH U OH MY GIF#“instead of giving it to him like a normal person” —> this line Explains everything that hsy is. INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO HIM LIKE A NORMAL#LIKE A NORMAL PERSON !!!!!!!!#hsy the person u are <3 <3 <3#as he eats it. ITS MEDIOCRE -> he drives me mad. im sooooo normal about them (not)#ITS MEDIOCRE what if i ate this n chewed it and ate it what if i exploded#so what’s the plan. we date. yeah I got that but what’s the /plan./#I love kdj thinking as if hsy ever thought out a plan in her life (a lie) (she has this planned) THEY DATE TAHTS THE PLAN KDJ !!!!#it’s frankly ur problem if u don’t get it#she looks at him. HAVE YOU NOT DATED BEFORE — SORRY WRONG QUESTION— DO YOU KNKW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION#I WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS !!!!!!!’n HSY I FCKING LOVE U SO MUCH#SORRY WRONG QUESTION — DO NOT KNOW WHAT DATING IS — SORRY WRONG QUESTION#she’s SO insufferable im kissing her rn#and kdjs. I /know/ what dating is he interrupts IM SOOOOO#I LOVE THEM SO FCKJING MCH HHHHH KDJ N HSYYYY PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!
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so the moon of the day my older brother was born was a waning gibbous and mine was a waxing crescent... they complete each other and when they do they become a full moon... and the funny thing is.. the day my mother was born there was a full moon...
#what is this...#that’s so romantic hwelp. how did you do that mother hahfnnewjdkcjkdnggjkd 🥺😔#we were just talking about the phases of the moon and suddenly i wanted to learn how was the moon when i was born fnrnejdjkdmcjf#and then it led to here. crescent might be my fav moon phase🥺 it’s also because like... yk i’m turkish hahdhfnwhqjddmkwkfjjf#(we have a crescent moon and a star on our flag in case you didn’t know->🇹🇷)#(wait it’s waning crescent not waxing but still‚ it’s the same in turkish fhrnenwjskksnfh)#(also the translation of crescent in turkish is also a name which i love‚ ‘hilal’🥺)#it says on the internet besides the meaning of ‘crescent’ hilal also means ‘shiny‚ to brighten up’ ... when people see crescent moon again#after the new moon‚ the phase that moon disappears a while‚ they used to shout in excitement all around and tell each other that the#moon is back? and that can explain why the crescent moon is named after a word also means something shiny / something that brings happiness#because seeing moon again brought them happiness at that time🥺#i don’t know if that’s really true or not? but it says so and there are similar words (shiny‚ praising‚ celebrating..) with the same origin#and i also thought that was cute! like yes. name moon after those shiny meanings‚ that’s what she deserves#end of my moon journey‚ 긑!#(we thank to beomgyu btw cuz it all started with me remembering that to the question “what was the moon’s shape on the day txt debuted”#he answered with the correct answer within a second ahhfnrwnjskxjfh (...the answer is waning crescent) and i wondered mine too...)
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fighting for my life on reddit talking about parthenogenesis and sequential hermaphroditism
#Emu tries to post#good god#someone has come into the conversation saying#HEY THATS NOT TRUE INTERSEX FISH CAN REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY#my sudden acquaintance . That word does not mean what you think it means#I was saying that I've never heard a case of an intersex fish/aquatic invert yet#and that anyway no intersex individual would be able to reproduce with both sets of organs#because someone brought it up (about betta fish reproducing asexually?) and I had to explain what it actually means#and now I have to explain to this guy that intersex and hermaphrodite are two very different things and you have gotten them badly mixed ip#also fighting for my life when people try to tell me ramshorns reproduce with self fertilisation#THEY DONT.#somehow I'm becoming a semi expert on the topic of snail reproduction#and because people get confused I also have to know about sequential hermaphroditism#which at least there is no aquatic snail doing that#idk what land snails do#everyone is always like: all snails are one sex and reproduce asexually!!1!111#nooooooo#even the few species of aquatic hermaphrodite still mostly need partners#only 2 species actually reproduce asexually. And one of them is gonochoric#well technically parthenogenesis doesn't count as asexual apparently??#but for the purposes of me talking about which snails reproduce without sex they do count
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honestly i don't think i'm satisfied with tdp s7
#specifically the final episode#felt like a really solid season until then#just so much shit introduced for THE SERIES FINALE#“no we're not going to do anything with the idea that Zym can both fast travel & TALK”#“oh yeah (comma) this is what I sound like” ARE YOU KIDDING ME#yes. it would be questionable if zym never talked. because he's an archdragon and all archdragons introduced can talk. BUT WHY.#WHY WAS THE LAST EPISODE THE ONE THAT DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT#there's so many new concepts that randomly popped up for whatever purpose and there was no explanation as to why they're here#and. i. hate. the fact. that avizandum. looked like that. yet the dragons tried to talk to him. you fucking idiots he's not there#i also hate what they did for aaravos. they didn't follow any plan or explain what they did to him. is he dead is he sealed? who knows!#AND. GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. I can see why they made Callum yap so long to keep him from actually dying but dude!? wtf!?#felt like a villain over-explaining his plan and it felt like I was being talked to like a five-year-old. not fond of that.#i also can't get over the ending where Ezran is talking to the crowd and it's so obvious what're just png characters.#i want to turn one of them into my oc. the one that was in the foreground. right next to characters that actually moved.#which is such a choice lmfao it's so obvious.#i don't know how i feel about the little teases for a spinoff series#i would be fine with them if it didn't feel like the team was going Ah! This Still Isn't Resolved Yet! We're Not Done! Winky Face ;)#in a way in a sense i feel like it highlights all the shit they *didn't* finish#NOTHING WAS DONE WITH THE NOVABLADE. ONLY WEAPON THAT CAN KILL A STARTOUCH ELF AND WAS SOUGHT AFTER BY THE MCS. NEVER USED.#and nothing was done about that promise Soren made to Terry to not hurt Claudia. that was never a point of conflict.#hell there wasn't much if any conflict between soren and claudia that episode! SOREN WAS NEVER IN A POSITION THAT HE COULD HURT CLAUDIA#JUST. GOD.#and what a nothingburger end too. new country owned by the people awesome what kind of government do you have.#i was so excited. it seemed like tdp got its shit together this season only to fail completely.#but hey. at least it's better than miraculous ladybug. which isn't actually saying anything the bar for mlb is in hell.#this message was brought to you by autixel#the dragon prince spoilers
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